As a youth, I like to search the web for jokes of any kind, and happened to find some jokes on musicians...Here are two conductor jokes I found to be silly...(Please don't hurt me, Kurki!)
What do you call a bunch of conductors covered in cement?
Not enough Cement!
A conductor and a violinist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The Violinist. Business before pleasure.
A composer and a conductor were walking in a park. The composer saw a dead crow and said to the conductor, "Look, a dead crow."
The conductor looked up and asked, "Where?"
And here is a viola joke( They're everywhere!)
A violist came home and found his house burned to the ground. When he asked what happened, the police told him "Well, apparently the conductor came to your house, and ..."
The violist's eyes lit up and he interrupted excitedly, "The conductor? Came to my house?"
True Music Comes From the Heart!