Related to arenan's post (

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), here's a slightly morbid one but oh-so to the point:

An orchestral musician phones the office to ask about the week's schedule. He is promptly and somberly informed by the production manager that all the week's activities have been cancelled, because the Music Director suddenly and unexpectedly died.

A few minutes later, he phones back with the same question. The production manager is not sure if it is the same musician, so politely answers with the same sombre response.

And five minutes later, the musican calls yet again. This time, the manager is certain that it is the same musician calling back again and again. Annoyed, she asks:

Why do you keep calling back? I told you... the Maestro is DEAD!

The musician replies...

I know... I just love hearing you say it.

Let me tell you. That was good.

As a youth, I like to search the web for jokes of any kind, and happened to find some jokes on musicians...Here are two conductor jokes I found to be silly...(Please don't hurt me, Kurki!)

What do you call a bunch of conductors covered in cement?
Not enough Cement!

A conductor and a violinist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The Violinist. Business before pleasure.

A composer and a conductor were walking in a park. The composer saw a dead crow and said to the conductor, "Look, a dead crow."

The conductor looked up and asked, "Where?"



And here is a viola joke( They're everywhere!)
A violist came home and found his house burned to the ground. When he asked what happened, the police told him "Well, apparently the conductor came to your house, and ..."

The violist's eyes lit up and he interrupted excitedly, "The conductor? Came to my house?"

Well, I understandably despise the absurd viola joke and love that ingenious violin joke (which I would have hated had it been in its original form.

As to the original joke... I was told that one live. The timing was perfect, and I loved it. An amazing joke, that one. I wish I had one...